I carry a Sword to chop off the heads of enemies that get in their way
I pack heat for protection
I carry a shield to shield them from harm
I am a C.E.O., a President, and an Officer of Finance.
I am Chief of Requisitions with a handy supply of paper,
pens, pencils, safety pins, staplers, tape and stamps.
I am Head of Security in charge of Discipline, as well as Utility Management. I clean bathrooms as well
do laundry for the Building, and maintain the Grounds…I am a Restaurant Manager
and take Pride in my Work.
I am in charge of the Medical Facility, maintaining a handy supply of bandaids,
field dressings, wound washes, creams, ointments, pain relievers, cough suppressants, lozenges, epsom salts, aloe, sunscreen, and home remedies.
I am a Social Worker as well as a Guidance Counselor. I am a Psychologist. I am a Teacher as well as Head of the Motor Pool
I have no Ph.D., nor Masters’ Degree, Nor Bachelors’ Degree, nor Associates’ Degree
Yet I was chosen for the Job
I have been to the School of Hard Knocks
I have the craziest job in the world
It is the toughest job in the world
It is very rewarding and brings me the greatest Joy imaginable
I am a Mother