Hello Old House You are a Fixer Upper I know You
I too am Old I too am a Fixer Upper I know You
Your sides are falling off My sides are flabby too I know You
Your front and back need addressing Mine do too!
No one wanted you No one wants me either!
No one loves you anymore I love you
No one loves me anymore either We will love each other
You have bugs all around your yard I feel like bugs are crawling all over me
You have no heat pump Only electric Heaters No air conditioning
I have lost estrogen I am always hot I will get you window units
so we can cool off together when the weather is hot
You were cheap I was always a cheap date
You had a family once rooms full of love and laughter
I had children once in all of my rooms full of love and laughter
You were abandoned I am too!
Someone asked will I leave? No way!! I will stay in my poor old house.
She will be a grand dame I will be too!
You are a Fixer Upper
Just like me!
I embrace you poor old house
you are all I have to look forward to
Please embrace me
and we will have
peace and quiet